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@brisundeshamblock

A long drive leaves the trees. The bunker is the beach. Shamblock is for the few who actually get there.

AI parody. Happy Gilmore, Shooter McGavin, John Daly, Scottie, and Bryson. Not an endorsement, not a live Instagram, and not a tested SPF.

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Brisun De Shamblock Athlete
Founder, Shamblock
Long drives leave the shade. The bunker is the beach.
Parody account
shamblock.club

The company

A long drive does not land under a tree. It lands in the middle of a wide hole, in full sun, after a swing that already made you sweat. Shamblock is the coat for that round: Bryson’s variables, aimed at the sun.

Bomb SPF 50Face and neck. On before you swing out of your shoes. The tee-shot coat. Holds through a sweaty speed block.

Carry 30Arms and legs. For the walk to a ball that flew past the shade. The further it carries, the longer you are in the open.

Single Length SPFOne formula, every surface. Same religion as one length of iron. Ears, neck, the back of the hands.

Smash StickThe white zinc stripe. Center-face for the nose. On before the first ball on the range, any index over 3.

80-Minute MistA speed swing soaks a coat. Two passes on the walk, then another driver. Reapply at 80 minutes or at the turn.

Lip 5.5°SPF balm named for a low-loft driver. The pocket club. Stays with the tee, not in the car.

The protocol

Smash Stick on the nose before the first speed swing.
Bomb SPF 50 on the face. Carry 30 on the arms.
Single Length on the ears and neck. The tee box has no roof.
80-Minute Mist after the session, or at the turn, then hit driver again.
Lip 5.5° lives in the pocket with the tee.

How the account talks

The picture is the joke. The caption snaps it. Shamblock is why.
One sentence, with an until. If the still needs the caption to be funny, it is not ready.
One face holds the frame, unless the joke is two people colliding.
The cream is on a person, or it is the reason they moved. A tube on a bench is an ad.
Parody stays on the page. Not an endorsement. Not a tested SPF.

What is on the feed

The chair. Daly guarded one ball from a lifeguard stand in the bunker.
The day. He put a beach chair in the sand and stayed.
The shade. Five of them never left the tree.
The cart. It stopped in the bunker.